10 THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN TRAVELLING

1. Never worry too much about what you might forget to pack. Just pack whatever you do, because no material thing is as essential on a journey as you might think it is, and hardly anything is irreplaceable.

2. Don’t be too concerned about what might go wrong in a journey. You might miss a flight, or fall sick, or find out that your reservations have been cancelled. These things are not bad per se, they are just things you didn’t plan on encountering and for just that reason, could be the opportunities you never counted on getting.

3. Interact with strangers. Contrary to the general perception, interaction with strangers is not dangerous, it is in fact one of the best learning experiences. And you never know where you might meet a prospective life-long friend.

4. Do not trust strangers; in fact do not trust anyone too much except God and yourself. Keep your eyes and ears open and your mind working.

5. Do not spend the journey waiting. The worst thing one can do is divide his time between waiting for a part of the journey to start, then waiting for it to end only to move to waiting for the next phase to start.

6. Enjoy every moment, even the unexpected turbulence. Most of the time, there is nothing you can do to avoid such turbulence; all that is in your hands is to have fun even in turbulent periods.

7. Keep reminding yourself that the journey itself is far more exciting than actually getting to the destination.

8. Do not complain about the lack of quality of the service you get. If you can, do something to improve it, otherwise sit back and enjoy.

9. Be thankful to everyone who helps you even the tiniest bit or shows that he/she cares for you, thanking others lifts the spirit and makes one capable of doing good oneself.

10. Never fret too much about what’s going to happen when you get to your destination. Worrying might not change the results, but it would sure ruin the fun of traveling.
 
In short, have fun. And since life is a journey itself, go back to the top and read the ten things again, to make sure you remember them in the most important journey of all.

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APNAY LIYE, QAUM KE LIYE!

Last winter there was an ad regularly aired on TV that advised the nation to save gas by wearing warm clothes instead of using gas heaters. This year, the government has taken a more direct approach though. Yesterday I heard that a well-known actress now lends her voice to the suggestion regularly aired on radio channels simply saying “please not use gas heaters.” I must appreciate the ingenuity of the government and want to request that we prove ourselves to be good Pakistanis and listen to these ads. I also suggest that campaigns should be started asking people to

1. Save Gas. Bathe in cold water, eat raw food and stop using CNG-fuelled vehicles.

2. Save Electricity. Sleep as soon as it gets dark and enjoy sweat in the summers. These things have been proven to be healthy.

3. Save Electricity. Stop watching TV as it only causes headaches and gives bad news. This habit would also save them from watching stupid ads such as the one asking them to save gas.

4. Save Petrol. Walk.

5. Save Food. Fast everyday. This would not only reduce their weights but also improve their aakhirah. To avoid Israaf, they should also keep sehr and iftar limited to a date or two.

6. Save Railways. Stop moving from one city to the other. After all, all cities are in equally bad shape now, so what’s the point?

7. Save Paper and Ink. Do not bother with elections. Just ask the whole lot to toss and decide who gets the joyride next time. And of course, we could also flip for how many waves of the Tsunami get into the Parliament.

8. Save Water. Practice Tayyamam instead of the wasteful activities of Bathing and Rinsing.

9. Save Water. Stop washing clothes and other stuff. What’s the occasion? Why so much pretense?

10. Save Intellect. Continue to avoid thinking. We have survived this long without it, so why bother now?

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NAHI CHAHIYE AMA JEE!

The moment your car comes to a stop at a traffic signal or you park it in a market and take the fateful decision to stay in the car while your family shops around, you are swarmed from all sides by shabbily dressed beggars looking as despicable as they could manage. It spookily resembles a scene from one of those zombie movies. Ever wonder why beggary is fast becoming one of the most common professions in this country?

No, it’s not because our President and his cronies are the biggest champions of it. Nice try but I don’t think that’s the reason. The reason is simple. People choose beggary as a source of income because that’s what it is….A source of income. We could spend hours discussing this menace but wouldn’t change our own habits. I’ve seen hundreds of examples where people would dish out some change for every moron who sprays them with a couple of “Meri bacchiyan jawan hain, maan beemar hai” and a few “Allah ke waastey, Allah tujhay hajj karaye” but these same apparent philanthropists would not even look at the poor souls who are actually selling something. Half a second after that old woman with matchboxes approaches them, they respond with a matter-of-fact “Nahi chahiye Ama Jee!”

Have we ever thought of the message such an attitude conveys. It shows that whereas we are not willing to pay a hardworking individual in return for something, we readily reward the one who is begging and selling nothing but his self-respect. It shows that we are too silly to see that every rupee we place in a begging hand is a slap on the face of those who are trying to earn by the sweat of their brow. It shows that we are embarrassed because we have money and feel like Hatim Tai distributing infinitesimal portions of it among the beggars. It shows that we don’t know (or don’t care) about our values, religion or common sense.

So here’s what I think. If we want to put an end to beggary, STOP ENCOURAGING IT! Now how hard is that to understand? When a profession stops paying, it will die its own sad death! And by the way, the same goes for corruption. We keep shouting that bribery is destroying our country and keep forgetting that if we stop offering bribes, no one can take them by force. Easier said than done? Of course, as I have said before, everything is easier said than done. Except procrastination. So let’s forget about beggary and corruption. We’ll do something about them later.

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DAMNED IF HE DID , DAMNED IF HE DIDN’T

Call me an idiot but I still don’t get it how one person holding a high office in our country (The President) can be condemned all over the media and the country as a whole and even accused of High Treason because he allegedly wrote something (a memo) to a foreign country (USA) in which he said things against an important institution (the army), while at the same time another person holding a high office (The Prime Minister) can be condemned and accused of contempt because he DID NOT write something (a letter) to a foreign country (Switzerland) against an important institution (The President)?

I mean seriously, how does that work?

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